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Randy: Is this all about last night?

Amnesia: It is all about last night.

Randy: Last night must’ve been something else, you still carry it all around?

Amnesia: It was. It was.

Paula: Oh, this is funny. “Simon, I think you’re so, sooo hot. I love the way you wear your pants so high. They make your tush look biteable. You’re a lot smaller in real life but I’m sure you make up for it in other ways.” Wow, you know what? I wanna get together with you. I want you to tell me how he makes up for it in other ways. This is priceless, I’m keeping this!

Amnesia: You can keep him too!

Randy: Wait a minute, Paula! I don’t understand this. You talking the angry inch?

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Paula: So how did he make up for it?

Amnesia: Well.. there’s this thing.. I wear in my toes.

Randy: He does a thing with your toes?

Amnesia: With my toes.

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Amnesia: Paula, he’s all yours.

Paula: Gee, thanks. Thanks!

Randy: Oh I love it! I love it! The fury!

Paula: “You’re a little bit small in person but I’m saying….”

Randy: “A lot smaller but you make up for it in other ways..” that was rough.

Simon: This is supposed to be a serious talent show!

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rakella:

Im all like:

“Imma go to tumblr to see my Saula” 

I open my tumblr and I come to face this:

Im all like: 
 

And then I scroll a little bit more and I come to see this:

and this:

All I can think is:

I’ve waited ten years, girlfriends/boyfriends came and went, and they are still standing tall. Sorry John, I don’t think you’ll last forever. Saula is the real deal. 

I remain tall. I wanna see how long this relationship is gonna last. 

I really only care about Paula’s happiness, but those pictures of her and John in the DM? Damn, they hurt. A lot.

takeagaycation:

i find it kind of funny

i find it kind of sad

that the friends ive met through blogging

are the best ive ever had

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10knotes:

;) don’t click

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bost-n:

isay-heyhihello:

A minute of silence for Aaron..

this is fucking hilarious

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